Today, I'm SO not "winning." It all began with the midnight and subsequent 1 a.m. visits from the 4 year old princess who just wanted to express that she was done sleeping in her room. Not an announcement I was interested in hearing
twice in the middle of the night. After explaining that this was not an option, she reluctantly moved back to her place.
Let's not forget our pal, her sister, my sweet little "Texas Tornado" as she's known in these parts. She decided that a 2 a.m. scream fest was a fantastic idea. Clearly the girls worked out the schedule beforehand, as to not overlap each other. Aren't they thoughtful? This of course all occured when my husband had to be up at 4:30 a.m. to broadcast from the Dallas Mavericks Championship parade. Not one of our best nights.

The rest of the day, I progressed with that "off my game" feeling. Determined to get it all back on track after the kiddos naps, I thought making some Father's Day cookies would be a fun activity for the girls and I to embark upon. Really, I thought that.
It actually started out pretty well, which I found rather astonishing once I grasped what I was truly attempting to do. The actual dough was made with ease. It was the baking that got out of hand. I
may have gotten a tad distracted. It
might have been at the point when the Texas Tornado decided to disrobe entirely, diaper and all, or maybe it was the constant singing by the 4 year old. It was a new song from day camp. Her version is, "cast your
hairs upon the Lord, He will sustain you." For those of you that don't know the song,
hairs should be
cares. After about the 8th repetition of this chorus, I tried earnestly to explain it to her. Yeah, my words fell on deaf ears. Not a battle I'm picking. Hairs it is. In the midst of this chaos, the poor cookies suffered...dearly. Blackened, charred, burnt. However you phrase it, not exactly the fun surprise we had in mind for daddy.
From that disaster, I powered on to prepare dinner, Rachael Ray's Roasted Garlic Pesto Cream Pasta. It didn't go so well. While I am to blame for the unfortunate outcome of this meal, I'd also like to blame 28 year old me. She made some mistakes too. As we all know, I'm REAL new to this whole cooking game. Back in the day, when I was registering for wedding gifts, I completely skipped over apparently crucial things, such as: a food processor, a Kitchen-Aid mixer, good knives, etc. I think you get the point. I couldn't cook, so these things seemed irrelevant. Oh, to go back in time! I would beg and plead with 28 year old me, show her a crystal ball into her chaotic future, and say "Register for the good stuff!" Oh well, a teleporter, I'm not. A lady without some dreamy cooking appliances, I am. Therefore, when tonight's recipe called for a food processor, I got out my stand-in, the blender.
This blender is actually #2 in this marriage. Blender #1 was a great guy who was a wedding gift, but his life was unfortunately cut short but the Texas Tornado. About a minute before we realized the necessity of child locks, as we never needed them with the first kiddo, she chucked the poor blender on the ground. Trip one was to Lowe's for child locks, trip two to Target for a mid-priced, "just ok" blender. Tragically, his time expired yesterday while making my yummy
galette. A food processor was required for that recipe too. Per usual, I used Blender #2. The poor guy gave it all he had, but in the end I burnt the engine out and left the kitchen with a stench comparable to elephant poo on a hot summer's day. I rationalized that after a good night's rest, my lil' blender would be ready for some work again. Not the case.
Desperate, I decided that my mysterious emulsifier could handle the job of making pesto. It's mysterious because I have no idea where it came from. I just found it in one of my cabinets a few months back. Go figure. Your guess is as good as mine. This is all the emulsifier was able to do. Pretty icky, and not exactly what one would categorize as pesto.
At that moment, I made a snap decision. The kids were
never going to eat this one. So I pulled out my back up plan...
FYI...this was the final product, because oh yes, I'm no quitter. I saw this one through to the painful end. I even ate a few bites, thinking it was fairly edible. It really wasn't.
Ah yes, but it gets better, I overcooked the pizza. I set the timer to go off 5 minutes before the pizza was supposed to be done. I guess the oven was running hot, if that's possible, from all of its hard work that day. I don't know. Thankfully though, the princesses ate it.
After all of that hard work, coupled with the realization of how brutal dish duty was going to be, I opted for my favorite meal as a bachelorette...cereal. Always perfect. Do you see now why 28 year old me had zero interest in all of the fancy kitchen gadgets?
Hope you guys ate better than we did. While I did have some mighty great successes this week, particularly the galette and the
Thai food, tonight was a total bust on all counts. I'm off to prop my feet up and eat a 2nd bowl of cereal goodness.
If you'd like to take a stab at tonight's recipe, be my guest. Just be sure you have a working blender or a food processor. I'm just sayin'.