Last night was GNO. What's that you may ask? It's an institution, it's therapy, it's Girls Night Out. Last night I went out with my "Girls Night Out" bunch for the first time in 2011. Isn't that sad? We tried for every 2-3 months before, but somewhere along the way life got busy and we didn't make the time.
Here's the thing about GNO, there are 2 different types as I see it. Type 1-I define this as the twenty something girls, where GNO can quickly turn into "look at that cute boy, I'm going to go talk to him." In Type 1, GNO can quickly turn into a date hunt. I currently participate in Type 2 GNO. Our GNO bunch includes happily married women with kids. There's no abandonment by the girls for "cute boys." There's simply wine, FOOD, and laughter. Oh, and let's not forget chocolate. If you want GNO to be successful, by all means include chocolate. For all I know, there are probably more than two types of GNO. My mom's an empty nester, and she's in a book club. Who knows, maybe Type 3 GNO is the empty nester bunch. I'll let you know when I get there.
Our GNO has gotten pretty predictable when it comes to location. We have found an awesome spot with amazing food, great atmosphere, and to die for chocolate cake. Really, it's so good that I would put in on my "last meal" request for dessert.
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4 layers of amazing chocolate cake drizzled with warm Godiva chocolate!
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Last night's GNO seemed extra fun. Perhaps, it was because we hadn't all been together in so long. I don't know what it was, but let me tell you what it wasn't...short on food. We ordered an obnoxious amount of food, and we drooled over
every bite: various flavors of goat cheese, crab rangoon, spicy shrimp, and kobe beef sliders. YUM! When the third round, yes third round, of appetizers arrived, we laughed as we were just as thrilled to see the kobe sliders and shrimp as we were the first two rounds. (Yes, we kept ordering the same food every round.) This is the critical moment of the night. I leaned over to tell my friend that these sliders were indeed the best of the 3 rounds, and that's when it happened. I felt a poke in my gum. Startled, I reached in my mouth. What I pulled out shocked me. A coiled metal shaving not much bigger than a staple was in my mouth via the vessel of my tasty kobe slider. Disgusting, right? Needless to say, we were immediately over the sliders. We were kind of over food in general, partially because we had just eaten 3 rounds of apps, but mostly the metal shaving bit. The kind manager was mortified, as this is a "classy joint" and metal shavings just aren't good for business, ya know? He brought us a ridiculous amount of dessert to apologize for this metal mishap and GNO carried on.
Here's the thing though, I had this feeling of dread once I got home. I'm kind of nuts like that. I started recalling my last tetanus shot, doing google searches on lockjaw, etc. I had my hubby shove a flashlight in my mouth to survey the damage. While it did indeed poke through my gum, I can't for 100% say there's no metal in me. Happily I have my bi-annual dentist check up this week, so I'll have it checked out for sure.
This "incident" prompted a conversation shift at the table...to beef. Let me tell you, I learned a LOT about ground beef last night. This is Texas. Talking about beef isn't strange here. Talking about what purse is the most ideal to "carry and conceal" a handgun isn't strange here. It's Texas. It's awesome, but I do realize that it is indeed different than most of the nation. To keep this short and sweet, I'll give you a speedy synopsis. You want your burgers WELL DONE. It's a long story about oxygen and ground beef and E. Coli (which one friend kindly pointed out pertains to feces...lovely). Get your steaks as bloody as you like, but by all means, get those burgers without the red. Trust me, I argued the "medium burger" ad nauseum, but at the end of the day, Texans know beef and long story short...get your burgers COOKED!
If you're long overdue for a GNO, call up your girls, grab some wine, chocolate, and some well done burger patties and live it up!!
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